Welcome to SmoothE.tv, the official site of Eric Schwartz a.k.a. Smooth-E.

A Milli Vanilli
Thu, Sep. 25 2008
Smooth-E parodies "A Milli" by Lil Wayne to give lip service to his favorite late-'80s, early -90s superduo.

Watch "A Milli Vanilli"

Get the FREE mp3! 
Just sign up for the email list at the top right of my page.

Already a mailing list member?
Get the mp3 for just 99 cents.


A Milli Vanilli - Video Premiere
Mon, Sep. 15 2008

Come see my new video for "A Milli Vanilli,"
a spoof of "A Milli" by Lil Wayne.

September 23, 8 p.m.
Hollywood Improv
8162 Melrose
Hollywood, CA
(323) 651-2583

Listen here.

Love To This Sock
Tue, Aug. 12 2008

 
When I heard Usher's hit "Love In This Club," I thought:
a. That's nearly impossible for the average guy, and
b. That's really unsanitary.
What's more realistic? Find out in my new song, "Love To This Sock."
 
***SPONSOR THE UPCOMING VIDEO***
In the past year, Smooth-E music videos have averaged 697,985 views each (click to inquire)
"Clay Bay Bay" - Clay Aiken's 1st Father's Day!
Tue, Jun. 10 2008
Happy Father's Day to Clay Aiken and all fathers.

"CLAY BAY BAY"
DOWNLOAD THE FREE MP3!
Here's How:
1. Join my email list at the TOP RIGHT of this page.
2. Download the FREE "Clay Bay Bay" mp3.

Lean Like a Gringo
Mon, May. 5 2008
iFELIZ CINCO DE MAYO! Celebrate by watching my new video, "Lean Like a Gringo"


"Crank That Kosha Boy" Instructional Video
Fri, Apr. 11 2008
"Vos es dis meshugana, fakakta dance?" This question is finally answered.
Watch "Crank That Kosha Boy" Instructional Video.
Crank That Kosha Boy and win
Fri, Apr. 11 2008
I'm looking for YOU to star in the next Kosha Boy video!

Enter your own Kosha Boy video and win.
VIDEO EXCLUSIVE: "Sexual Dysfunction"
Tue, Mar. 25 2008
It's a serious problem that affects millions of men worldwide. Now, Smooth-E stands up for those who can't in "Sexual Dysfunction," a spoof of Snoop Dogg's "Sensual Seduction." Impotence has never been this sexy.

 WATCH THE VIDEO 

JOIN MY EMAIL LIST to WIN FREE STUFF

 DOWNLOAD THE MP3 

Crank That Kosha Boy!
Sat, Dec. 1 2007
Happy Hanukkah! It's time to get kosher with "Crank that Kosha Boy."

WATCH THE VIDEO
Download MP3
 
Lyrics
T-Shirts & Merch
Smooth-Email List

Learn That (coming soon)
"New Britney Video"
Sun, Oct. 28 2007
Blame Britney Spears. She blurted the title of my new song in response to a reporter asking how she was doing at her custody hearing last week. Now, Smooth-E makes Britney's rant phrase into the latest dance craze.

Watch the video (PARENTAL ADVISORY)
 mp3 and ringtone

celebriDUI (Parts 1 and 2)
Sat, Sep. 29 2007
Silly me.

In the midst of recording my album, I was shocked to hear one of my favorited actors, Kiefer Sutherland, became the latest culprit in a string of celebriDUIs. I have realized that if I want to succeed, I should focus less on my record and more on my ciriminal record.

I have decided to follow the footsteps of Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, Haley Joel Osment, Mel Gibson and others and turn to a life of crime.

Here is the story of my journey.

Watch. Laugh. Repeat. Pass to friends.

celebriDUI (Part 1)

celebriDUI (Part 2)

Download the song for 99 cents.

Download the album, "CelebriTease" for $8.99
"Instant Fame" mp3
Sat, Sep. 15 2007
Download the "Instant Fame" mp3 here for 99 cents. From the album, "CelebriTease."
New Album - "CelebriTease" (featuring "Instant Fame")
Wed, Sep. 12 2007
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
They made the news, I tease them about it.

Download my new album "CelebriTease" exclusively at Musicane.

By the way, if 50 Cent and Kanye West don't outsell me, I'm quitting.
L-I-N-D-S-A-Y (Career Suicide)
Wed, Aug. 1 2007
Check out my new video, "L-I-N-D-S-A-Y (Career Suicide)." Directed by Jake Wiens (www.myspace.com/thesoundoflite).
iPhone vs. ePhone
Wed, Aug. 1 2007
Smooth-E unveils the ePhone, the device iPhone RIPPED OFF! Directed, filmed and edited by Michael Gordon for ASL Productions (airsealand.com). Eric Schwartz (myspace.com/ericschwartz) as both iPhone and ePhone. FIRST IN A FIVE-PART SERIES.
Summer off? No way!
Mon, Jul. 16 2007
I have been "in the lab" making some of the dopest stuff you've ever seen me do. But, you haven't seen me do it yet. You will...very soon.

Here's a preview of what's on the new menu:
+ A new double CD that will be included with any purchase on my site or at shows.
+ A series of parody commercials.
+ A new music video to be released in August.
+ Several new web series for which I'm shooting demos right now.

Want to know about these projects when they're released? Sign up for my mailing list above!
Colleges
Sun, Jul. 15 2007
I just booked two NACA showcases. I perform shows in October for college bookers to result in shows on their campuses in '08. Look for me at colleges in these areas next year:

Mid America: Michigan, Indiana, Ohio, West Virginia, Kentucky and Illinois.
Central: Colorado, New Mexico, Kansas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Texas, Arkansas and Louisiana.
ATTN FL: Smooth-E is comin'!
Sat, Jun. 16 2007
If you're in FL, come to my upcoming shows. I may not be back in the area for a while, so don't be afraid to make a road trip if you live a few miles away.

June 19 @ Tampa Improv

 June 20-24 @ Capt. Briens in Marco Island
Paris - In and Out
Mon, Jun. 11 2007
Paris is back in jail, so I'm back in the studio. Check out my new video for "Paris - In and Out."
Blake Lewis: Idol Aftermath
Thu, May. 24 2007
Watch me explore the power of Blake's beat box in "Blake Lewis: Idol Aftermath."
Welcome to the all-new SUBURBANHOMEBOY.COM!
Thu, May. 24 2007

Designed by Jon Marro and powered by NIMBIT, my site new and improved. Check out all the new toys with more coming soon. One of the coolest features is my new store, where you can buy single mp3 downloads, full albums, T-shirts and, eventually, tickets to my shows. Click BUY STUFF to check it out.
VIDEO EXCLUSIVE: "Paris Hilton in 45 Days"
Thu, May. 10 2007
I haven't slept to bring you "Paris Hilton in 45 Days". If you don't forward the hell out of this immediately, I'll have stayed up all night smelling dog farts for nothing. Watch. Laugh. Repeat. Pass to friends. I'm off to take a nap.